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Cold evening

One day I was walking in the yard. I was walking along the road when suddenly I felt someone following me. I should note that it was February 2nd—bitterly cold. After walking a few meters, I abruptly...

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A young teacher and an eleventh-grade student

... A very young teacher, Nikolai Andreevich, has been teaching at Nina's school for three months now. Nina fell in love with him at first sight. She liked his figure, his walk, and especially his...

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Pure English version of assistance

After traveling abroad through European countries, you realize that England, or as they call it themselves—Great Britain, is nothing other than a land of contrasts. Magnificent industry, a strong...

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Beware of phone calls.

O tempora, o mores! We used to calmly open the door when the bell rang, not fearing strangers; only people from the housing office or the water utility would come. And we didn't even know a word like...

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Glumcest

DAD IS GOING TO LENINGRAD, MOM'S FUCKER WILL BE GLAD!..… Father told us not to go see him off at the airport, but to wave to him from the balcony—we, of course, went out.Waiting for him to appear...

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New voice recorder

The end of March is not just the bright onset of spring, nor is it just the cat weddings on rooftops with the heart-rending wails of cats suffering from spermotoxemia. It is the awakening in the...

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Pavlik's wonderful wife

In the army, the most intense period isn't military exercises of various profiles, as some correspondents rashly write, sometimes completely unfamiliar with the specifics of army daily life, but...

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"Colander"

And it all started so well. On April 30th, just before the May Day holidays, he and his buddy Pyotr decided to skip out after lunch. There were two reasons: the approaching holidays—a full four days...

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Bring the dead back to life

A friend of mine, back when she was at a curious age (around tenth grade), once came across an amusing little book about what a wife should do with her husband if he's completely fed up with her....

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I don't want to!

Again? For the thousandth, millionth time?! I'm being shoved into a tight, narrow, slippery hole over and over! I don't want to. How much longer can this go on? What a curse to have grown on this...

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The Story of a Deferment That Sparked a Sexual Revolution in the Army and Opened Many Eyes

Having decided to dodge the army, I got a wig, a mini-skirt made of lime-green plastic, lace panties, a corset, a garter belt, and sexy stockings. After shaving my intimate areas beforehand, I put it...

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Sex, bike, rock and roll.

EveningAt that time, I was working in one of the countries on the Baltic Sea coast. The residents there are Nordic, not all of them are handsome, but if they are, they look like they're straight off...

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