I don't get off on clothed people.

I don't jerk off to the clothed.

Said it, and that's it. Put a period.

But I want Nature,

And in nature I jerk off,

How breasts, the hillocks protrude

When they are covered with moss,

And underfoot it gently sways,

As if Mother Nature breathes...

Incest. I caress the breasts with my tongue

I lie down, pressing against the bumps,

Pubis, knees, breasts, womb,

Between the bumps I push my cock,

And I sink in... creating shame

I fuck the Mother! I fuck Nature,

I will tear Mother's womb,

My nickname, like a phallus — Symbol of the Kin!

I will produce myself

The ribbons of D-N-A intertwined,

Determining the karyotype,

I approached from afar,

Connecting cunt and cock

I fucked Nature-Mother,

I tore her bed of sleep,

Flora lay down on the bed,

And she amused herself with a cock

This little tale ends

In a big and fabulous fuck-up!

And the ass is fat, three spans around,

It's a bit flabby for fucking.

Believe it or not,

The princess was eating an omelet,

And forty-eight cavaliers,

Were jerking their dicks for a blowjob,

The princess sucked them all off!

But the king still wasn't satisfied)

The king wanted her to,

Suck the dick off a.. horse!

The princess got on her knees,

Climbed between the horse's legs,

And all the deer were stunned,

When the princess started sucking,

A dick sticks out of the cunt,

She scratches the dick with her finger,

And since then, the king handed the reins,

Not to a prince, but to a.. Nepalese

And I must also add,

To this little fable, that,

When the princess peels the dick,

The cutlet is made by a Nepalese

I understand — it's bullshit,

But Pegasus is to blame, not me,

With this fucking nag,

It's nothing but trouble,

Pegasus either neighs, or doesn't eat,

Or will reforge the bit...

Will chew it up, the plowman yelled,

Not me, in short, the one to blame.

In pots there's tin, in cunts there's candy, and in everyone's heads there's omelet

Mitya had a decent device

With this device Mitya could,

Give women a massage between the legs,

Always perform it.. Excellently!

And Mitya gave them massages,

When ladies gave him permission,

But there was one nuance-passage:

In life Mitya grew up without a mother

So once a lady was being treated,

About a dozen years older than Mitya,

Well yes, like a mother in age,

But between the legs you can't tell

The lady had sclerosis.. probably?

He'd already given the massage five times,

Already blood stagnation in the caverns,

And the lady wanted it again

And Mitya does it for the sixth time,

And it's good there was stagnation,

The device worked like clockwork,

Lying there are crumpled panties

The lady just can't finish,

Already the second hour is approaching,

As Mitya gives the massage,

That's how the drama unfolded

And Mitya realized he couldn't,

Cure the lady with the device,

She gnaws the device with her vagina,

And asks Mitya to speed up

But he couldn't speed up,

And suddenly burst into tears on the lady...

— Oh you silly little son,

Go-go quickly to your mother....

The drama had a happy ending:

And Mitya is no longer without a mother,

And the device between the legs for the lady,

Treated the scattered sclerosis,

Three times a day. Not to exhaustion.

I keep trying to figure it out

Why do I need onanism?

To fuck myself?

What is the organism striving for?

I understand the meaning – to fuck,

Orgasms, women, all that stuff,

But to figure out onanism,

I cannot. And there is no peace.

And to solve this problem,

I jerk my dick every day,

And I'll tell you, in secret,

I want to jerk off even more

I used to jerk off very rarely,

Not every day, well once a week,

Gretka found out about onanism,

And threatened – I'll beat you up!

Why do you jerk off? There's me!

My pussy is always yours,

Fuck me whenever you want.

We started fucking more often,

But I also jerked off more often,

There's no salvation from the plague,

And now I'm completely in the grip of passion

Even Gretka doesn't get angry anymore,

That I jerk off for an hour every day,

She sometimes applies herself,

And says – I jerk the infection.

So I never could figure it out:

Why do I need onanism?

And to fuck, myself with myself,

The organism has long been tuned.