Just went out to get some bread.

It was so quiet. The moon was shining.

She really wanted me badly...

Even though right now everything around me is pointless,

Now I'll explain why

It all started on February 12th:

It was an ordinary winter day

I crashed at my friend's place after school, damn

Who knew such crazy shit would happen...

My buddy (did me a "favor," fuck!) brought a chick,

Cold as ice, but dressed up like a Christmas tree,

He recommended to her: "Meet Dan:

He definitely has the weirdest dick!"

I (wanted to kill him) calmly said:

"Why you talking like you sucked it?

Yeah, it's a monster, there are no others like it,

If needed, it's enough for eight guys"

And even though I'm no looker (just slightly better than ugly)

The chick liked that I was confident and proud:

"What's your name?" — I asked. She said: "Ira"...

"Well, let's go talk, I'll show you the apartment..."

We talked about everything and all kinds of bullshit

And I sense: she liked me, and I liked her.

I say: "Want my leather jacket?"

She replies: "First let's lie down on the sofa"

We sat down. I instantly unzipped my fly,

She quickly pulled my pants down to my knees,

I took out my battering ram and put on a condom,

She undressed and we both let out: "YYYYY!"

Her pussy conquered me:

Shaved, clean, virginal...

My dick, even though it's crooked, pimply (Yeah!)

But it's very powerful, naturally...

I made a move and SEX began:

Fucked her slowly, as if savoring it —

She liked ME and this process,

She was even breaking without my dick...

And then suddenly — BANG! — progress happened:

I came in her; She, also cumming,

Screamed: "Dan, you're such a fucker — holy shit!

Take me again — I'm begging you!"

I bent her over doggy-style with a swing,

Spit on her asshole and went in balls-deep,

While I hugged her and licked her neck —

Why not get affectionate now?

She moaned so much, damn, unbelievable!

The sofa creaked so much — it's a miracle it didn't break!

I started farting from such ecstasy,

And she straight up demanded cum, yeah...

And then a waterfall, damn, a stream into her ass

Like a milky river (just like in a fairy tale)

And then she screamed: "I'm cumming!" and — OOPS! —

My monster got covered in natural lube...

I was basically glad about such an event

And I don't give a fuck that my dick got shit on,

'Cause I, as usual, was pretty drunk

Well, and she was clearly on something...

And then she smiled cunningly like that:

"Let's try, fuck, lesbianism!"

I replied: "Are you, fuck, crazy?!

I'm against strap-ons and faggotry!"

She replies: "What, haven't you seen 'Tootsie'?"

I'm shocked: "Well you, damn... I'm even tripping!"

"So what? Put this on, damn"

I think: "Fuck! What have I come to, fuck!"

Well I pulled on, damn, her thong:

(Fuck, my ass got squeezed, but my dick feels good)

Then, already in stockings, I stuck it between her tits

And started going like a swing: back and forth!

After about 20 minutes we came together —

HARDCORE, for real, we came all over...

Only then we heard how those faggots

Had been knocking on our door for 2 hours already!

I opened the door, yelled: "Occupied!" and again

We started fucking roughly, orally:

Irka moaned — she was already ready:

I already came — and that's normal...

She slowly swallowed it all —

Slowly licking the remains from her lips,

Which one of us, bitch, was the pedophile?

We're 18 years old — that's civilized!

Then we hugged,

kissed,

Fucked again in 3 positions,

Then, fuck, standard: I smoked a Pall Mall,

Then fucked her brains with philosophy,

She fell asleep on my shoulder, inhaling the smell of my body,

And Ira trustingly snored under my armpit...

And we fell asleep... And in the morning, damn, my head was pounding...

"Women's clothes on me — we drank pretty hard!"

And then Ira comes in,

Clearly just from the toilet —

She came, hugged me,

And tenderly, insinuatingly said:

"You — are my gladiator, you are unique

Come to me on Saturday — we'll do it again..."

She cleared the table, took the condom off the chandelier

And wrote her mobile number on a napkin!

I can say in two words: I, damn, was blown away —

I just fucked a straight-A student hardcore:

a smart girl, a beauty, who helps her mom,

Well, and she just poured me 200 grams...

I don't know... maybe we'll get wasted like that again...

Or maybe, fuck my life, we'll even get married...