Drown me in the ocean,

And feed me to the sharks.

I pushed a Japanese woman in Yokohama,

Sneaked away from my wife for a fling.

Choking on greasy sushi,

I spotted her in a restaurant.

And fell head over heels along the way,

I had the Japanese woman in the back room.

In the crowded subway in Kyoto,

And in a Tokyo hotel on the sly.

That love, you know, it's something!

Near Fuji when naked!

In the Shogun's palace chamber,

Under the mighty barrel on the Mikasa.

At a buffet during a cruise regatta,

Crawling under the table on the canvas.

That Japanese woman got under my skin,

And she wrapped me around her finger herself.

I swear to you, I'm not lying!

Your soul!

And my wife, forgive me, damn it!

So I'm guilty, well go ahead and blame me,

For sneaking off to the side for a fling.

Feed me fugu fish,

And feed me to the sharks.

Kiselev A.A.

05/18/2017