Incredible sex joke
Sometimes it happens like this — events just stand still, total boredom, and then bam! — they start rolling like a snow avalanche, sweeping you along. That's exactly how it turned out for me in this momentous year of my eighteenth birthday. Mishka and I loved wearing our fathers' peaked caps, so recalling these events a few years later, we ourselves called them "The Humorous Adventures of Two Eighteen-Year-Old Captains." And it all started with Mishka's joke, but it turned out so awesome! And so unexpectedly!
June was already ending, after finishing eighth grade I was pretty bored sitting at home, no friends or classmates in sight,
some went to enroll in technical school, some went to sea, some to their grandma's village for organic food and equally clean air. And we were soon planning to go pick blackberries, or as they call them here in Balakovo — "black raspberries." There was especially a lot of it on the islands in the Volga riverbed. We once spent a week on such an island with my parents — pure bliss, forget Hawaii or Bali. Quiet, clean water, plenty of fish and crayfish — just awesome!And so, on one fine summer day — a ring at the door, like a harbinger of new events. And sure enough! — my classmate and childhood friend Mishka showed up, not a speck of dust on him, with a sly half-smile stuck to his lips and bright little devils in his eyes. He'd either done something or come up with something — that's Mishka for you! Or is he about to tell an incredible story? We sat on the sofa, drinking cold lemonade, and Mishka, barely containing himself, told me such a thing — I was in shock! And even my dick reacted — it immediately went stiff as a board.
It turned out it all happened because of his sister Natasha. She's two years older than us, but she looks like a very young girl, the kind they don't let into movies marked "For children over sixteen..." She has a graceful figure, but she's kind of sturdy, with a round, appetizing, and very firm butt and small breasts, a sporty girl, she's been doing gymnastics for a couple of years already. She's dating a final-year student, they're even planning to get married as soon as he gets his diploma, and Natasha will be turning 18 accordingly.
So, Mishka tells me, Natalya really loves chocolate, but their strict mommy is afraid her little sister will ruin her beautiful pearly teeth and strictly forbids her chocolate and candy. Only one candy a day mommy allows, and that's it... but forbidden fruit is the sweetest! And recently, Mishka and Natasha, on their mommy's orders, went to the store with a shopping list and that's when the cunning Natalya, preoccupied with the "forbidden fruit," managed to quietly swipe two chocolate bars from the counter. And Mishka caught on and at home, taking both chocolate bars, decided to joke. At first, it was just a joke!
— So, Natasha, not only did you break mom's ban, but you, a Komsomol member, stole chocolate from the store. So, who should I tell — our mommy, go to the police, or maybe to the Komsomol committee. Your fiancé Igor will be so happy!
So what are we going to do, what should I do?
— Mishenka, darling, don't tell anyone, let's take them back! — the frightened little sister babbled.
— Natalya, — this joker and humorist said sternly, your fingerprints are on them. You should read detective novels!
— Mishenka, darling, don't. I'll do whatever you say! I don't want to go to the police! — and, hugging Mishka, she laid her head on his chest and cried quietly.
And this sly guy, as they say, "playing the fool," after heartily stroking her awesome butt and squeezing her firm breasts, got really excited and came up with something! Five blowjobs from the "suspect" and he'll give her the chocolate bar, otherwise... The frightened little sister hesitated, wavered a bit, but just for decency's sake — what choice did she have now? — and then sent him to the bathroom — like, go wash your dick, and with soap! She'll have to "pay up"!
And half an hour later, Mishka, stunned by such luck, was finishing with a quiet whimper into the hot, skillful little mouth of his beautiful sister, getting incredible pleasure. Firstly, because spermotoxicosis wasn't sleeping, and secondly, he had long dreamed that Natasha's plump lips would give him the same pleasure as they gave her fiancé Igor near their house — he managed to peek somehow. So those five days, one blowjob a day, were for Mishka simply a week of complete pleasure. And on Monday he gave her one chocolate bar, you could say, solemnly presented it after a great blowjob, shoved it right into her wonderful little mouth.
And regarding the second chocolate bar, he joked again, not expecting that Natasha would take his joke seriously. So, Mishka proposed — for the second chocolate bar, since it's bigger and, accordingly, much more expensive — five times in the butt. What did you think, Natali? Your brother is keeping such evidence of your crime! Risking life and liberty! (Ha-ha three times). And for the risk, a different payment!
And to the indignant cries of the frustrated sister, the cunning Mishka, seeing that his joke might just "go through," especially since Natalya completely lacks a sense of humor and, like many women of all ages — logical thinking, came out with this gem! Striking the pose of a Roman centurion, Mishka piously noted that he had already seen personally several times, though completely by accident, that Natasha quite boldly and calmly, without all these female shrieks, gave it to her beloved Igor both in the butt and even in the pussy, that happened, didn't it, Natalya Ivanovna? And it was in a dense forest, on the very edge of the last grove, where Misha was looking for mushrooms after a summer rain, and he found... Complete debauchery, though he liked it!
So three days ago, again frightened and stunned by his pressure, Natasha, kind of resisting a little, agreed and, slipping a small pillow, lay on her stomach on Mishka's bed and, somewhat indignant at the audacity and such incredible sex-blackmail from her little brother, lifted her skirt to her waist and herself pulled down her lace panties to her knees, because otherwise, Mishka in the heat might tear them, and these are her most expensive panties she's wearing today... See how beautiful they are?
Well then, like all women of all ages, she started giving orders — first, following the "valuable instructions" of his older sister, Mishka for quite a long time caressed with his tongue her incredibly arousing tight little hole between her pink firm buttocks. Then, thickly smearing some of mom's cream on the hole in her butt, he again for a long time moved his finger, simply fucking the awesome butt of his little sister with first one, then two fingers, until the little circle of her anus relaxed and became soft, easily letting his finger in completely. Then, to the sweet moans of Natasha, who clearly started to like this action, and already unable to hold back, Mishka shoved his simply stiffened dick into this arousing and alluring butt. It was something, incredible pleasure for a guy our age! Just emotions — the head of his cock was so hot inside his sister's butt, a bit tight, but so pleasant and sweet to move inside, riding on the firm, springy buttocks of Natasha's round butt!
But the sly Mishka wouldn't be himself if he hadn't come up with something else. Natasha gave it to him in the butt for three days, and he suddenly told her that he would give her the chocolate bar with her fingerprints on it only for the New Year in exchange for two more "butts." All fair and square, Natochka, a deal is a deal! We'll meet the New Year, get pleasure and that's it — full settlement! Agreed, little sister? And what could she say to her audacious and depraved little brother? Okay, for New Year! Well, it turned out not bad and lucky for us for this long-awaited New Year! Natalya caught a slight cold and stayed home, their parents went out visiting, Igoryok went to the university for his assignment, and Mishka invited me and we celebrated the New Year as a trio, passionately courting his beautiful sister. We quickly got the slightly sad Natasha (sad because of her fiancé's absence and the necessity of "payment") a bit drunk, and then Mishka soon quite deftly put her on her knees in front of the sofa and no less deftly shoved his dick into her firm round butt, although Natasha offered him her vagina. But a deal's a deal — and Mishka fucked and came violently in her butt. And as soon as he pulled away from the tight body of the sweetly moaning, half-drunk little sister, I simply flew into her slit with a running start and soon also came violently, pouring into her hot womb. It was simply wonderful! And a sea of pleasure — now that's a New Year's celebration!
Realizing that she had not only paid her "debt" to her brother, but I had also had this beauty, Natasha called us perverts and degenerates, but after a couple more shots and passionate dances in an embrace, she started responding just as passionately to my, and then Mishka's, kisses. Then Natasha also came up with something — total bliss! She threw on a Snow Maiden costume, taken from school, and soon Mishka and I, wildly excited, were fucking the beauty-Snow Maiden for all we were worth! A sea of pleasure and bliss — we had the Snow Maiden! After all, all the guys at a New Year's celebration dream of stealing the granddaughter from Grandfather Frost and fucking her to their heart's content! And our dream became reality! So both we and Natalya got a sea of pleasure and a bunch of orgasms. Natasha was simply blooming! And she whispered to me that I had just poured so much of my sperm into her belly that she might even "get knocked up." And I would become the daddy of her little baby, ha-ha, scared? And to my objections that she had offered it "there" to Mishka, she answered with female logic that you don't get knocked up by your brother. Quite a stunning logic!
This was already simply a sex festival for the three of us — Natasha gave it to us in all holes, but she asked me — to come in her! She really wanted to get pregnant, but something wasn't working out with her and Igoryok. Mishka didn't come in her, saying a brother shouldn't, and besides, his sister's firm butt and sweet little mouth attracted him much more. But I went all out — it was so awesome to lie between the legs of the beauty, the hot silky skin of which simply burned me. The vagina still tight, it was so pleasant to come in it, lying on such a firm, passionate girl — Mishka's beloved little sister. And you're blissing out in bed, now with a nurse, now with such a promiscuous beauty-schoolgirl! Incredible pleasure! You come after wild sex in her, and then you lie on her firm, sweet body for a long time, tightly embraced by her hot and strong arms and legs, feeling how the hot drops of the remnants of my sperm slowly flow into her womb, waiting for life-giving fluid. It was magical! Simply incredible pleasure for all of us!
And as soon as you start to climb off the awesome body of the beauty, Mishka is already coughing in the next room — he really, really wants her wonderful butt or her seductive, skillful little mouth, whose plump lips and playful tongue sometimes worked wonders even with our tired cocks, so much so that my "old friend" literally "revived" to once again visit Natalya's beautiful womb. But then one fine day Natalya literally flew into Mishka's apartment, where we were peacefully enjoying some beer, and from the threshold she yelled — "Yes! Yes!" And we all rejoiced wildly. And this time Natasha got cunnilingus from both of us, a wild orgasm several times, and we both came in her, "celebrating" her long-awaited pregnancy like that. We were all on cloud nine!
So that's how it turned out, and so sweetly, that at such a young age, only eighteen years old, I unexpectedly became the father of a beautiful, sturdy little girl, though under Igor's last name. So this wonderful year flew by so magically that I still remember all its moments. And as funny as it is — it all started with Mishka's joking threat to his awesome little sister about stealing two chocolate bars in beautiful wrappers! So this joke turned out incredibly successful and very cool! It seems because of this joke we were all three simply happy!