Kitchen Poem

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My chafed crotch aches,

But the itch in my cunt, of course, won't subside.

What softness, tenderness, to hell with that!

I'm fervently masturbating again!

I shove a perfume bottle

With all my might into my wet pussy,

Howling loudly with pleasure,

As if I'm riding devils in hell!

 — Oh, fuck me deeper and harder, darling! — 

I scream in rapturous delirium.

More! Faster! — Let me lose my strength,

But I'll bring the matter to orgasm.

15 centimeters — that's not enough!

I'll go get a longer bottle!

Nothing there… I'm sick of searching…

What to fuck myself with, and harder?

And then I found a potato masher.

I shove it sharply inside — and scream!

Sobbing from pain, I squirm a little —

And now I'm already frantically jerking off!

And, imagining three niggers drilling me,

Giving me dick in the mouth and in the ass,

__P_STain' myself wildly, about to be crushed,

I insert a cucumber into my ass.

Oh, mummy! How hard it is, though!

But I'm only proud of my diligence:

My asshole is stretching to the limit,

As if there's a huge cock in it!

I writhe, I twist… Something is missing…

My fucking isn't going according to script…

Oh yes, in my dreams they also put one in my mouth,

And I shove an onion into my mouth!

Oh my god! How hard, how shameful!

How the stretching of all holes arouses!

And in the mirror of my living room it's visible

That I'm fucking myself at full throttle!

With the masher and cucumber I pierce

My cunt and ass and can't scream —

Tears well up from the strain:

I have to hold the onion in my maw.

 — Fuck me, — my toy, my slut!

(But that's just thoughts in my head!)

Spread me cruelly, like a frog,

So I can't walk for two weeks!

Oh, I can't — your cock is so huge!

It's simply tearing my pussy apart!

How can one stay modest here,

Feeling such a dick in the hole?!

And you, fucking me in the ass right now?

It's clear at once — you're the king of fucking!

Doesn't matter that you look like a macaque…

But how you pound the ass! — both bliss and pain…

And the third — persistently giving it to me in the mouth!

I'm suffocating, crying, but I endure…

I'm about to be flattened any minute now…

Such fucking is what I love!

I'm coming, ah! What pleasure!

Pour your cum on me, into me!..

Ah, if it's fucking — then to exhaustion,

Otherwise it's — complete bullshit…

Coming to my senses and spitting out the toys —

All those that fucked me up:

The little cucumber, the onion, and the masher —

I fall down and lie like that for half a day…